Boom, Baby

This just in from the too-arcane-to-be-true department:

Blue Jeans Cable Strikes Back

No one could ever accuse me of following the patent activity of stereo connector cables, but this appears to be a common tactic of Monster Cable - apparently containing a roomful of lawyers looking for work. This response is classic both in terms of its completeness and its snark. A hearty "scha-wing!" and two thumbs up from Lemon Curry Land, Mr. Denke!